im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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