Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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