omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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