I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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