I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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