Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
This girl is more easily done than said...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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