Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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