just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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