Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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