I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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