So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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