i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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