If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Terrible idea I love it
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Randomize
