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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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