we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
