I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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