Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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