LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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