i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
