Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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