In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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