I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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