Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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