She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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