what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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