It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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