You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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