u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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