Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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