Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We need to get me chipped asap
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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