Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
im on a boat
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