5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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