y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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