I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
50% drunk capacity currently
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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