He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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