ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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