If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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