I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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