Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is it because I queefed?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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