oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
A+ Viking dick
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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