That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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