ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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