i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
