Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
there was a trapeze. enough said
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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