he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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