i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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