Please, let me fuck your mom
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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