Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Randomize
