The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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