It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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