At least make sure they are 18
Why
this beer tastes like vomit already
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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