everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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