Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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