Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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