Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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